K-braham Lincoln

The powdery face of Abraham Lincoln on a folded $5 bill after you pulverize ketamine in it.

Hey look, it's K-braham lincoln!

by Kya Nite August 20, 2014

Angry Hand Lincoln

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

by IroniMac December 14, 2014

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

Lincoln

Lincoln is the capitol of Nebraska and has about 250,000 people. Its mostly white although there are pockets of blacks and there is a small but vibrant vietnamese community. Mostly Lincoln is known as the home of the University of Nebraska and its 5 time national champion Nebraska Cornhuskers. It also has a few museums and stuff and a few good bars including the nationally known Zoo Bar, which is a great blues bar. Other than that, its your typical midwest city.

Lincoln's a nice town, but it's a lot like most other small midwest cities

by BenfromBruno October 28, 2007

Lincoln

A tiny town outside of boston. Everyone who knows lincoln is probably in shock that this made the website. And everyone can check because anyone who lives in lincoln has 4 computers in there house. Favorite Past time
1.) Farming - anything outside
2.) Getting Lost in the unreasonably large highschool that they have to share with sudbury
3.) breaking into there parents $5000 liquor cabinet

person 1 "What's Lincoln?"

person 2 "I think its that place you drive through to get wayland."

person 1 "I thought that was concord."

person 2 "Nope. I think you hit lincoln for like 2 seconds"

by Freeddy October 24, 2005

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011