Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉

I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO

by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021

White lightning

The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.

Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021

Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.

"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.

by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023

Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop

Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song

by Nukes.io February 21, 2020

Bite the Lightning

Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.

Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"

by von Reus July 2, 2020

thunderbolts and lightning

very very frightening things

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening things"

by The 7th Poop Shitter December 26, 2022

Ride the lightning

taking dxm and cocaine at the same time.

I'm took some dxm and coke so I'm about to ride the lightning.

by Swagmoding April 26, 2023