lederhosen

This word has recently taken on a new meaning: cool, awesome, great, etc.

You: Did you hear the new Green Day CD?
Me: Yeah, it's really lederhosen!

by So_lederhosen January 19, 2005

gay leper

a person who has no faith in a normal or "straight" life once they have encountered the wonderful world of cock. After all of their time is dedicated to the penis, they are far to weak to carry on with any other aspect of life.

"I'm sorry guys, i can't go with you. im far to weak because I've been up all night worshiping other men's peters. I have the gay sickness!"
-Rocky Marcum

by GilBREATH January 17, 2004

leper island

An island in the middle of the sea where Lepers go to be cure by a magic cat called lindz.

leper 1 - DUDE!! I'm cured i went to leper island and got cure.

leper 2 - SHUT THE FUCK UP! i'm gonna rape you till you get lepersey again hahahah BUMFUN time

by bert the majic pidgeon February 20, 2008

Lazer

A lazer is a lazy loser.

Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.

by Stepchildx September 3, 2019

The Leper

Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.

Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.

'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'

by The 413 August 25, 2012

Lazers

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011

GAY LEPER

A person who is so homosexual that it reduces their ability to function in everyday life. The person is often to "weak" or "sissy" to participate with peers. This "sickness is also contagious as others get sick because of how gay they are.

rocky marcum is the OUTBREAK MONKEY of all gay leperacy

by david bridgeman January 15, 2004