Team length 

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .

Team length by Cuckatron October 1, 2017

dick length rule 

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

dick length rule by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

All length no girth by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

Write a lengthy blog 

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

Write a lengthy blog by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Terminal Beard Length 

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

Terminal Beard Length by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Nerd Penis Length 

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

Nerd Penis Length by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

average penis length 

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.

The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

average penis length by I be dat dude December 5, 2009