by zia straffe September 13, 2011
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I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016
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Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
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by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019
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by LCPL Black, D June 27, 2008
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If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
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