Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Laurent Klenja

A Snapchat Lens Creator with over 30 effects+ effects he published and put out during the past year.

“ Aye man did you use Laurent Klenja’s new effect?

by Mariana Henti August 9, 2021

Lauren Mayberry

Chvrches' hobbit-sized badass vocalist, amazing singer and overall cool woman.

"I had a dream your father died" -Lauren Mayberry, unprompted.

by angelisme August 27, 2021

Marie Laurence

Marie Laurence is just the best in the world. She’s the mom friend. Marie is literally the cutest sweetest girl. If you know a Marie Laurence and she loves you, you achieve everything right in life.

-Marie Laurence, i need a Advil, Please?
-Yes, of course!

by Sasooisthebest June 18, 2021

Kevin Lauren

Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.

His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.

Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.

Example 1

Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?

Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'

Example 2

Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?

Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.

(gunshots)

Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!

by Lammiser January 10, 2022

Lauren

The girl who struts through the hallways everyday looking like a light, vibrant girl. On the outside it's easy to tell that she has many friends from every type of crowd from the popular crowd and pretty much almost all the way to the bottom. She is basically hard NOT to like. What people don't know is that she hides so much and she plasters a smile to her face everyday so people don't know that her life is a total wreck. Everyday she feels like nothing is going for her, when others thinks she's got everything, well she doesn't. A lauren is the last person people would thin to commit suicide but she has considered it. She always deep down doesn't think she deserves the friends she has and is surprised people like her so much, sometimes she feel as people are just trying to be nice. People need to realize all the pressure she goes through each and everyday and love her for who she is. that's all she really needs, love. she is the most beautiful girl inside and out, sent from God. Treat her like an angel. She deserves it.

"oh there goes lauren"
" wish i could be like her"

by you_knoww. April 30, 2009

laurengitis

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

by lo-lipop January 20, 2009