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Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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Krystolize

When a chick crushes your soul and/or stains you in the soul purpose of pushing you away. Usually this will be used as a last resort in her efforts of getting you to leave her alone.
"He is just so out there that I had to Krystolize him. I think he gets the picture now."
by <3Sux February 8, 2024
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krystoph

Krystoph is the name of a idiot. He is short tempered and has a small dick. He is short tempered because he struggles to pass 5'0. Many people try to comfort krystoph on his height but he doesn't listen. Krystoph is the name of an tiny person.
Person 1: what's wrong with krystoph??
Person 2: he mad he's shot

Person 1: that's dumb asf
Person 2: agreed.
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
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Krystolized

When you have been stained or put out by the most badass basic white girl around.
Watch it man, I'd hate to see you end up krystolized.
by <3Sux December 9, 2023
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Kryptnotic

'Kryptnotic' is an adjective that is portmanteau of 'kryptonite & hypnotic'. It describes something or someone that not only makes you weak in the knees, but also mesmerises you.
When Jimin gives you THAT look, it's all over, you can't win...his eyes are kryptnotic.
by Tori⁷ from HR March 16, 2024
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Kryptnotic

'Kryptnotic' is an adjective that is portmanteau of 'kryptonite & hypnotic'. It describes something or someone that not only makes you weak in the knees, but also mesmerises you.
When Jimin gives you THAT look, it's all over, you can't win...his eyes are kryptnotic.
by Tori⁷ from HR March 16, 2024
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Krypticsoundz

(1996- Present)- Brandon Mark Wilson AKA " Krypticsoundz " is a Hip-Hop Musical Artist/ Producer/ Lyricist/ Entrepreneur/ Digital Creator
Who began his career in 2016. (2016- Present)
Have you heard of Krypticsoundz? His music is Great.

KRYPTICSOUNDZ IS SO UNDERATED
by Kryptcsndz January 3, 2025
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