Lez Kitten

Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.

Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?

by Tatiana Tales May 28, 2009

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

cougar kitten

A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.

Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."

by bflirty March 9, 2010

Kitten Bomb

Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the targets then retreat back to home base eluding tracking. In extraction: an extremely cute distraction.

A beautiful girl passed me on the street and threw me a kitten bomb with her eyes and before I knew it I walked into a trash can.

by SharpKiss May 23, 2009

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman

Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"

by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.

Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.

by Insect2 October 5, 2018