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Lez Kitten

Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.
Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?
by Tatiana Tales May 28, 2009
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shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.
Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!
by Kikipopo December 24, 2008
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cougar kitten

A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
by bflirty March 9, 2010
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Kitten Bomb

Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the targets then retreat back to home base eluding tracking. In extraction: an extremely cute distraction.
A beautiful girl passed me on the street and threw me a kitten bomb with her eyes and before I knew it I walked into a trash can.
by SharpKiss May 23, 2009
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club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.
I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!
by SJ2571 January 17, 2010
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kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.
yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p
by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010
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Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.
Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!
by Reals December 16, 2008
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