KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

by ihgerughaueghufhufewhpfewu June 3, 2018

Kinneret

A very swaggy musician producing new-age/hip-hop music and releasing it online

A: Hey did you hear that new song by kinneret Mushroom Biome
B: I haven't finished listening to DMZ yet

by It's Agena Fam They/They November 11, 2021

Kindergoth

Little wannabe 'goth' kids, who are clearly too unintelligent to know that goth hasn't been cool since the early 1900's. They often claim to 'shit bats' and buy packages of balloons, but pick out only the black ones and throw away the rest. Baby goths. Ha, what a joke.

Ashley Todd, "I R SEW GAWTH!" This would be a prime example of the word, 'kindergoth'

by Daryl Kiera December 15, 2008

Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

by Gabby March 8, 2004

kindercops

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

by zoey April 11, 2004

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 2, 2008

Kindergender

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.

"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."

by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020