KellyJohnson

Really nice person to be around. Doesn't take shit from anybody, and I love her, and she doesn't know it.

KellyJohnson.

by gms13 May 12, 2009

Gene Kelly Stand

Any group of seats in a football stadium which is left open to the elements. So called because the spectators sat there usually end up "singing in the rain". (e.g. East Stand at Blackpool, Bloomfield Rd, the corner stand between the Kippax and the North Stand at Manchester City's former ground Maine Road)

The visitors looked like drowned rats in the Gene Kelly Stand

by fan of the invisible man November 12, 2010

Josh Kelly

An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"

Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch

by BROFEST2012BITCHES July 6, 2012

Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Kelle

It's origin comes from the old world Killarney(Irish) dialect for "Smokin' Hottie". It is also usually followed up by either "Hubba-Hubba" or "Damn". Not to be confused with "common" names for "common" people the lone "e" at the end sets this lass apart from all others.

"Hi there, I am Kelle."

"Damn"

"Hubba-Hubba"

by Dr. Duck February 3, 2010

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011

Hellen Keller 64

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

by HAWP August 25, 2011