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The Helen Keller

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!
by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010
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hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.
by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007
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The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.
I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...
by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009
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Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!
by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010
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Keeler

\Keel"er\, n. See 3d Keel. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel;

2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.

3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
The dirty family with scattered car parts on their lawn are such Keelers.
by Jim Fenher April 30, 2007
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Keller

Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.
Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller
by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015
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Hellen Keller

When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.
She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.
by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016
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