Wigan Kebab

A disgusting food, never try it, its a pie in a barm cake. Just please, don't go to Wigan for this

American : yo this is the worst thing ever!!!(Wigan Kebab)
Wiganer cries

by Average British Person May 30, 2023

kebab hours

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)

Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022