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Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.
Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!
by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009
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Jewish Circus

Person 1: So you were in the protest over on Wall Street?
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.
by MrKurtz December 7, 2011
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Jewish Nut

When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!
I just got a Jewish nut. Fuck Niles!
by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010
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Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008
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Jewish Sanchez

Its Pretty Much A Dirty Sanchez But You Make It Look Like They Have a Beard Like A Jew And Then Shit On Their Head To Make It Look Like Their Wearing A Yamaka.
"DUDE! Last Night Joey Gave Her A Jewish Sanchez!"
by Greg Greg May 17, 2008
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Jewish Food

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.
by starwarsgeek133 June 2, 2010
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Jewish Jesus

The Jesus that beats all other mother fucking jesus's
*Black Jesus = ok
*Christian Jesus = LOSER
*Jewish Jesus = Amazing!
*Asian Jesus = Buddha
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