Jewish jack-knife 

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.

1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."

Jewish jack-knife by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

Jewish Blowjob 

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.

Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.

Jewish Blowjob by White C April 28, 2013

Jewish Turd 

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

Jewish Turd by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewish Cowboy

The Jewish Cowboy is a homosexual sex position. One man sits in a chair, while another man rides him facing the same direction as the man on the bottom. The man on the bottom reaches around to jack off the man on top. Right before the man on top ejaculates, he turns around and splooges on the mans chest in the shape of the star of David.

Man 1: Hey my good, homosexual friend, would you like to engage in a Jewish Cowboy with me?

Man 2: I have been waiting all day for you to ask me this question.

Man 1: Than let us hop right to it!

Jewish Cowboy by bluewaffles13 January 24, 2011

jewish guilt 

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt

Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.

jewish guilt by Christa April 14, 2015

jewish jesus taco 

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.

"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."

jewish jesus taco by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013

Jewish Nose job 

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.

Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.

Jewish Nose job by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020