Ivan

Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.

"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"

by Ivan Ortiz C September 17, 2018

crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

Ivano

The worst Fortnite player to ever exsist.

Person A: I just killed the biggest noob in the game.
Person B: You mean you killed Ivano.

by Your Cat Named Jack September 2, 2018

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003

Ivana

Strong. Independent. Loveable. Doesnt always say the right things, but she means well. This girl will love you through everything. She will always be there for you. She will care so much.

"She cares as much as Ivana does."

"You dont care as much as Ivana."

by duckieliduck December 12, 2016

ivan salcedo

A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.

Yo i just saw Ivan Salcedo
OMG CALL THE POLICE KILL IT WITH FIRE

by SirDaddyWhack May 10, 2018