by IvanFaulPlay July 13, 2017
Get the Ivan Faul Playmug. A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
Get the Ivan Ang Shert Jiemug. our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022
Get the ivan zy vf fangmug. by okay ig September 9, 2021
Get the Send Ivan Titty pics Daymug. "Yo comin for a balze later innit dan"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
by Joniquai January 5, 2004
Get the Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roymug. He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a great person and friend. He's funny, kind, smart, reliable, and someone you can always talk to. You'll never get bored of hanging out, and can always have fun whenever and wherever! He's irreplaceable and you'll never find anyone who is remotely close to how awesome Ivan is.
Ivan is my best friend!
by alittlespamaccount September 16, 2024
Get the Ivanmug.