Iván Alvarado

Manager at Seaboard Foods and Dad of 7

Here comes El Patrón Iván Alvarado con su ID de seaboard foods, te va mamar

by Iván Alvarado February 5, 2021

Ivan Drago

Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.

"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match

"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match

"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky

by Schreiberdeutsch April 8, 2005

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

Ivan-a-tronic

Rare form of Robot. Has an eerie resemblance to that of a real person. often swooned over by men and women alike. He is often seen recharging his batteries at the mall.

"i caught a glimpse of Ivan-a-tronic!"

by Enrgypulse November 14, 2006

Ivan luna

Someone incapable of cooking quesadilla's

Wow the chef here is an Ivan luna

by Dragonpug1 May 29, 2018

ivan-nos

known as ivan and like too keep kids in his basment

hole shit did the cops just arrest ivan-nos again
yep

by gamerhole October 14, 2019

Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020