Jockstrap Cowboy

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

Office Cowboy

Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.

Did you notice the office cowboy on the elevator? There was no way he could get reception in there.

by Walk May 24, 2006

Cowboys fan

A filthy animal who doesn't know the difference between an apple and a pear.

Mr T. I pity the fool, he so stupid he is a cowboys fan.

by Nikola tesla February 6, 2015

cowboy sex

the man will lay on his back and the woman gets on top riding his fuck stick lke a cowboy

man i had some wild cowboy sex last night

by James June 17, 2006

Cowboy Bebop

Film noir at its best. Perfect cinematography, drawings, amazing character development, and the music is flawless. The truth is i hated anime until i watched this. Its like watching a Kubrick or Zhang Yimou movie. Btw trigun sucks and DBZ i dont even have to mention. If u hate anime watch this and tell me again.

Bebop man u kno the deal.

by valoem November 11, 2004

cock cowboy

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.

Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

The Naked Cowboy

Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.

While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!

by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011