Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn

1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”

by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

Iowa rambler

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

by Mercbeamish January 10, 2024

Birmingham Iowa

Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.

"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"

by scoobydoooooo November 26, 2011

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

clive iowa

clive is the most rad most awesome where all da crips r at and dey just chill

yo crip when we goin to clive iowa to just chill with da homies and crips

by DaveH06 May 23, 2020