invisable monsters

by Chuck Palahniuk. one of the best and most bizarre books ever written. the story of some really fucked up people who's lives mesh together in some really fucked up ways. highly recomended that you read this now!also read Fight Club!

Give me Drama

Flash

Give me Sex Changes

Flash

Give me Invisable Monsters

Flash

by spawn of society December 15, 2008

inevitable 1337

Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.

Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*

by oh mouse of feeayar March 3, 2004

invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Invisible Food Syndrom

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.

*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*

by blahblahmeow April 25, 2009

Irritable Jowl Syndrome

When someone's jaw swings back and forth after going mental on Pills, MDMA, MKAT or Amphetamines.

Check out Paddy's irritable jowl syndrome! He must have necked at least 3 blue Lacosts.

by dawbzylad June 19, 2011