Evil [insert name]

The doppelgänger of a person you know or someone famous

Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):

1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!

2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”

Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.

Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.

by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020

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Reverse insertion

When a mans penis opens up to allow another mans penis to enter

Would you like to join me for some reverse insertion

by Jaquaviontaious April 26, 2021

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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb

Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"

by howdyhuman August 12, 2021

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REVERSE INSERT

BUTT EXCEPTION

MARK, you need to do a REVERSE INSERT of your DICK as it hurts too much but ANAL ALAN I am here to give a PEDOPHILE TRAUMAUCKING and you admit it FLAMBOYANTLY you being a PUSH PEDOPHILE BUT I am an EXCEPTION , I KNOW, " that is why precisely , I WON'T , "now SQUEAL!!!!

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

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Insulin insert

The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish

the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert

by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

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fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

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