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Incel

A man whose entire ancestors are disappointed in him cuz he is maidenless
That bitch called me incel just because I refused to be her step daddy.
by yellowhandkercheif October 16, 2025
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Incel

Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.

Anyone named Teng
Girl: You made her a little uncomfortable when you would text her when you were upset. She thought you were angry because she didn't want to date anyone. Also, everyone thought you liked her and were cornering her about it and it stressed her out. You saying things like "have a nice life" felt a little dramatic. She friend zoned you because she doesn't want to date anyone. But it is still nice to be friends with someone. That’s incel behavior!

Teng: What is the point of staying friends? She will probably marry some doctor. Why you never invite me to gossip with you and kick me out of your room sometimes? And do you talk about handsom men? Does your period make you crazy?
by Kindarightsometimes October 19, 2025
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Incel Lives matter

Incel Lives matter is a group with 764 and comboy satanists that blame they problems on women
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geriatric incel nigel

Older man that no woman wants to be sexually connected to.
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Incel

An "incel," short for "involuntary celibate," refers to a person, typically a man, who struggles to find romantic or sexual partners despite wanting them. Or a fat basement dweller that can't get a fucking girl.
That Incel is a fat girless pig
by FrozenBlade November 16, 2025
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INCEL therapy

INCEL therapy or the map out the Invisable landscape out of the "friendzone"

This is loosely based on self-help CBT

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Have you tried CBT INCEL therapy yet?
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