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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Hypers Hangout

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Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by pplridots March 13, 2022
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Hyperized

A word referring to youtuber hypercane gaming. When hypercane gaming edits his thumbnail and adds cringy things, that has been hyperized
Hypercane has hyperized his roblox thumbnail by adding huge eyes.
by #EndFireStormGaming July 24, 2018
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Hyper kids

Really bouncy and very active. (Take this with a grain of salt as I have ADHD)

They sometimes feel the need to be moving. Ex: middle of math class, and they feel like jumping out of the window.
I am a very hyper person, and I do do my best to control it. Since I am an early teen, I often burn all that energy off with friends. People that are hyper would often do things such as roll down a hill, climb trees, go into a sewer, if they are still a kid. I used this activity to take up “parkour”, doing hurtles and jumps and climbing stuff.
Person: why is that kid about to skate down the hill with nobody around?
Person 2: he’s probably one of those really hyper kids across the street.
by Xakez April 23, 2021
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Hyper-mybad

the errant result of a hypermiler accelerating in neutral on a turn and putting the car back in drive causing loss of control or an accident.
I pulled a hyper-mybad when I was rounding the corner and smoked some old lady.
by rustdrut June 12, 2008
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Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025
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Hyper hackz

I guy that thinks his fatass friend knows binary and thinks he ddosed him
Yh that guys a defo hyper hackz
by yigyigt79 October 29, 2019
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