horse slammer

A sexual act where the woman wears a horse mask and neighs during sex and at the end the man cums in the nostrils

"I gave my girl such a good horse slammer last night but I missed the nose holes

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Horse beers

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

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Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

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Chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other

I got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in

horse-shoe by jkane December 21, 2004

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1. A girl who is obsessed with her horse, thus ignoring all those who a) do not own a horse, b) ride a horse, c) want to ride/own a horse

"That fucking horse bitch totally blew me off."

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when a guy has a huge penis and is so big it can't stand up so it hangs out from the guys body like a horse's penis does

yo i saw marc's cock and he's definatly horse hung

horse hung by brian January 20, 2004

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slang term for westerns on television or at the movies, derived from the term soap operas

"Many attempts to revive horse operas have been tried since the 1970s, but only 'Deadwood' has had great success"

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