Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Holy Fudge

A less swearing way of saying "Holy Fuck" Or say "Fuck" In general.

"Holy Fudge that was incredible"

by DavidJJM8 May 31, 2016

holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.

He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

holy shnippits

a way of saying 'holy cow'

HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!

by j to tha a to tha ckie January 3, 2005

holy prepuce

Jesus's sweet, Holy, Tasty penis cloth
some same consumption leads to everlasting life

Kanye west entered Heaven after eating the Holy Prepuce.

by God's biggest disappointment October 23, 2020