hererosexual

A girl, who likes other girl but pretends to be hetero even though she likes boobies!

“That Emily Ann, sure is hererosexual, she says she’s straight but keeps kissing her girlfriend!!”

by trash_can January 25, 2018

hefer

A big tub of lard in the form of a 100 lbs white girl.

That hefer was a hoe

by cxftjmncxg October 24, 2005

hetero

Basically the same thing as No Homo, but shorter and easier to say.

Man 1: Dude, did you see his ass?
Man 2: You're so gay!
Man 1: Hetero.

by Kevin From Conn July 6, 2009

cis-hetero

A normal person.

- "You are a boy !?"
-"I am"
-"so...do you like girls?"
-"Yeah, sure"
-"Agh, cis-hetero."

by TheArgentineGuy January 9, 2018

No Hetero

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

hejar

A legendary person born in Denmark

Hejar is a legend

by TheHashmeister August 17, 2017

hetero-flexible

a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run

"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"

by texasccrazy October 5, 2005