headboard curls

Rough sex, your head smashes the headboard so hard your hair curls

Damn Amy, how much did you pay for those headboard curls girl? And fuck, get some ice on that forehead

by Fuksohawd July 24, 2016

Headrrhoid

What man buns should be called.

Since any man who wears a man bun is an asshole, it makes sense to call them Headrrhoids.

by conanthewordsmithian February 28, 2017

Headlock

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due

I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Headpoxia

Performing fellatio to such a skillful extent that air is sucked out of the room, decreasing the partial pressure of oxygen until the receiving partner succ-umbs to hypoxia.

I gotta stop seeing Katie you guys, we hooked up last night and she gave me headpoxia, I almost fucking died.

by T3D August 23, 2018

headloaf

When you loaf someone as hard as you can in the head they feel it in the genitalia.

Miniminter: I made Talia orgasm last night with a headloaf.

KSI: Oh yeah me too.

by CalimsClearysABitch April 21, 2019

Headboy

Can be used when someone is being an idiot, or when someone is making a good point so you have to bring him down to earth

Idiot : Dude my civic is 10x better than your skyline

You : Yeah, ok headboy

by zude June 19, 2019

Headboy dance

A WHSB tradition in which the headboy and his team strip off in front of the school for “jokes” when it’s just an act of homoerotica

Wow I’m so proud of my team in the game today, I’ll treat them to a headboy dance to say thankyou

by AwesomeSkulltrooper May 13, 2019