Hamad

a guy who looks like a ballsack

oh look that guy's bald head looks like a hamad

by lolnoob972 April 14, 2020

hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006

habd

Happy Almost Birthday

Person 1: My birthday is next week
Person 2: Habd

by That-sexy-girl November 5, 2012

hambo

a comic stealing son of a bitch

hambo stole my comic book >:(

by buttuglyothered the man April 12, 2004

Hamboning

Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)

Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"

by Obama696969 January 12, 2018

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 19, 2010

HAMBONER

an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.

Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...

by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009