Halperin

It is a Jewish name. Many Halperins become business persons, lawyers, or accountants. Other Halperins can end up in the streets.

1. Person 1: Hey look at that successful businessman!

Person 2: Yeah he's definately a Halperin, eh?

Person 1: Yeah...I wondered why he was so successful!

2. Person 1: Wow look at that dirty hobo in the streets!

Person 2: Don't mind him he's just a Halperin

by chikorita no. 5 May 17, 2010

Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019

Vag-haver

A person who has a vagina

Wow! I love having sex with that vag-haver! Their vagina was so there! No dangler on that vag-haver.

by afitzy17 November 16, 2022

havers lane

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.

Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!

by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003

Halve It

An expresion used by an individual when someone's bullshiting a story to them..

*Used when you want someone to get to the point quickly

Guy 1:Oi man, last night i was walking back from the club when this smoking hot bab...
Guy 2: yeah mate, halve it

by BoganwhodigsUNIT August 29, 2010

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

halker

Someone who hacks into your email as a means of stalking, often a male.

If that halker wants to read my email, I'll give him something interesting: "Mom, I just got engaged to a national heavyweight champion wrestler--you know the one I got a crush on in high school after he made that 10-second pin!"

by RedstarP November 28, 2009