dirty hahmoni

The act of pulling out of a long sloppy anal session and running your dick between her lips like she is playing an harmonica just to get it clean!

Guy: She did a Dirty Hahmoni and played that harmonica like a redneck on crack.

by Splatter191 April 16, 2020

Sin Harmonica

When you take a soft pack of cigarettes, rip off the bottom and top, and light the entire pack at one time, puffing and blowing light a harmonica

Dan was so drunk that he turned his pack of red's into a Sin Harmonica last night

by Kid Kane July 9, 2020

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

Dirty harmony

When a person it's really bad at singing but thinks there amazing

I was at a consert and they were doing a dirty harmony

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

harmonicrap

n. / v. a person, or used to describe a person of limited musical skill that believes his or her only harmonica, in the key of C, can be used to play any song, as well as to play continuously through every song, never acknowledging the vocalist or lead guitar player.

n. That wasn't a harmonica, it sounded so terrible it could only be a harmonicrap.

v. That harmonicrap player tortured the song, "Stormy Monday, he was playing over the vocals, and it wasn't even in the right key.

by blewz4u - Professional Harmonica Player - 30+ years January 10, 2008