Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.

by whohasthejazz December 9, 2009

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

going deli

a step above going ham, a deli holds all meats not just ham.

that was so awesome he is "going Deli"
dunk in yo face I'm "going Deli"

by whitfieldasfuc August 19, 2013

going 370

the act of sudden disappearance without warning in a social situation, for example at a bar, club, or party

in reference to flight MH370

"hey man where's Joe?"
"you know him, always going 370.. don't worry he'll turn up sooner or later"

by torontobunglist April 23, 2014

Going Town

The way a retarded chav in Britain (Not Sure About Other Countries) says "Going to town". This can be used in many different ways such as "Going School" instead of "Going to School".

Chav:"I'm going Town tomorrow"
Respectable Memeber Of Society:"He's such a chav isn't he"

by AtlasKoala January 26, 2017

Going out the backdoor

As an alternative to suicide, you take 100,000 ug of acid.

I don’t have the constitution or capacity for suicide.... going out the backdoor is the only option I have left.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel December 13, 2020