Glompa

A cross between a Glomp and a Chompa. Can be used as a both a noun or a verb.

v. When seeing my girlfriend in the airport, I ran at her and Glompaed her.

by Bjoink September 16, 2009

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

Glamydia

A glamorous form of chlamydia, usually contracted from Ke$ha due to all the god damn glitter she constantly wears.

All of the bears in the forest got glamydia because Ke$ha fucked them.

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

glory-holer

adj. One who frequents his\her orifices on or around a glory hole.

I didn't think you were such a fucking glory-holer.

by misterfister420 February 25, 2011

Drained Glory

A cool unsigned local band from enfield ct consisting of Cadin Connor, Kelli Wang, Zac, and Cassie. There pretty a much alterative grungy poppunk indie rock type of deal but they arent into lables check them out ... If your brave ... and clean...

Guy #1: DUDE!!! WHO WAS THAT STELLAR LOCAL BAND THAT PLAYED THE PALLADIUM THE OTHER NIGHT!!!
Guy#2: Yeah they were great
Steve: That was Drained Glory
Guy #1: Shut up steve

by XXfallinginreverseXX September 29, 2011

mornin' glory

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!

What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!

by Arbani October 15, 2015

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008