Glackle

A combination between a glomp and a tackle. It appears slightly redundant, due to the fact that a glomp is a tackle/hug, but a glackle is more forceful and emphasized. Pretty much a souped-up glomp.

He was glackled forcefully into the sidewalk. He awoke with a mild concussion in the hospital

by Gnauga August 16, 2008

Glargle

(v) To choke. (n)A sound one makes when choking.

He was hugging me so hard I started to glargle.

by Seaglass78 August 15, 2009

glarbaphobia

The phobia of crackers.

Girl 1: "Ugh a total cracker hit on me today!!"
Girl 2: "Wow do you have, like, glarbaphobia or something?"

by runrabbitandcompanioncube November 25, 2015

glakado

A lot of weed

You: Just bought an ounce

me: "Glakado"

by 400 lbs August 5, 2016

gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

glamkitty

A famous user in the pink community on tumblr. Enjoys starting fights with other users because she can't handle being insulted. She is one of the biggest drama queens on tumblr and is very immature. Her last fight was over not being promoted to someone's blog. Do not approach her on PM..

Tumblr user: "Did you hear about glamkitty 's newest temper tantrum?"
Tumblr user 2: "Wait didn't she get into a fight with someone last week?"
Tumblr user: "Yeah she gets into them once a week, she needs a life!"

by cwute June 21, 2016

GLARFALK

Dried up semen left over on your pubes after a good masturbation session

Dammit I got glarfalk again

by L0RDT1CKL3D1CKS June 20, 2016