badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

Ahh shit and two farts

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

by Coos April 20, 2008

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.

I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019

farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.

by niodin March 10, 2008

artsy-fartsy

An adjective describing that which is flaky, pretentious or superficial, specifically in relation to art and culture; can either denote an artistic object or a person (i.e. one practicing or claiming to practice an art form). Originally used homophobically, in which sense it is synonymous with art fag.

I don't understand what my son does, it's so artsy-fartsy.

or

Ken called himself a painter just because he was the artsy-fartsy one in highschool.

by E.L. Symons April 20, 2006

Footsie

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.

I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.

by AndrewC1117 December 30, 2008

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007