Foggle

An imaginary creature analogous to the penis which sputters and slobbers much like the Wang doodles a type of flute also analogous to the penis of which the wives of men cut from the stalk of a particular Reed that grows in a man's das analogous to the groin or crotch area and then they boil it in pelvic dodium analogous to vaginal mucosa used to cure hysteria in females rubbing the diddle analogous to the clitoris most wonderful of genital organs and then they play a song analogous to semen which together with the fruits of their labor produces a muskrat rose analogous to a vaginal dump. Then the female gives back the Wang doodle to the man assuming he had it in the first place and he rubs one off on her uvula analogous to the vagina.

Finkle held his foggle like a toddler for Maxine Madison had a rather large collection of Wang doodles and there was pelvic dodium everywhere. It was a nightmare for a virgin of his caliber.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Fogel-Gaetz Transit

The act of transporting minor persons across state lines to engage in sexual acts for money.

As part of a larger probe, the Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz for committing a Fogel-Gaetz Transit.

by hel112570 March 31, 2021

Fogelburg

To attribute original thought as derivative of basic bitchery.

You fogelburged those bars son, I thought you were gonna drop fire....

by Guymontag3035 April 24, 2021

folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Fogelsanger

You finish on the floor and the girl licks it up.

Have you heard that Steve totally got a Fogelsanger from Cindy?

Ron got his children cleaned up with a Fogelsanger.

by KZUB December 10, 2021

fogenbinger

the build-up of snow on the binding mechanism of a downhill snow ski and/or the underside of a ski boot that is sufficient to impede the insertion of the boot into the binding

Etymology
First used by Fiona and Amandine inspired by the motivation to successful complete a round of Bananagrams. 26th July 2022 at Double B Ski Lodge, Mt Buller. Potentially derived from the mischievous gnome “Fogen” and “bing” – dialectal, British - noun: a heap or pile for storage

I have bad fogenbingers after walking through the snow to where I left my skis.

by Dwubyd August 23, 2022

figlet

A command used in Linux to generate ASCII art

usage:
figlet /fontname yourtexthere
type figlet for font list

Steve: how do you make acsii art
Alex just go into your Linux terminal and type in “figlet (your text here)”

Steve: What the fuck is Linux
Alex: ok then just go to telehack.com and do the same thing
Steve:OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED

by YourLocalAsian September 4, 2022