Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).
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When you rip your intestines from your stomach and put them in a dry freezer for approximately 32 hours and 43 seconds and use it as a rose toy
Hey, would you like to come to flunting with us at the cemetery. My intestines are fully rock solid. After some flunting for National Flunt Day we can do some munt sesh's? Would you care to join us on our exuberant journey!?!?!?!?
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