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fattom

a large mammal known for his ability to pick up extremely ugly girls
I'm going to Barnaby's to see fattom get down tonight.
by ritley February 12, 2006
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flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.
"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"
by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004
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flatty

1. A mindless drone.
2. A sheep, that is, one who follows the crowd
3. Opposite of round
4. A shortened form of flatass, meaning something that is hip, cool, or awesome.
1. That robot such a freaking flatty it's not funny.
2. Yeah, them hipster hottie chicks. They such flatties they on the field baaing!
3. Muhaha! My circle is round but yours is a bigly flatty.
4. Woah, man, this new car is way flatty (that is, flatass).
by Sentar Torater November 20, 2006
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flatter myself

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness
Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!
by The Macho King May 23, 2012
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I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.
Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."
by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012
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FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.
Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
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fattie fat fat

by jacker October 29, 2005
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