Final Broath

The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.

"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"

"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*

by Doomus July 14, 2015

Final JerkPro

Find 4-5 Pornographic videos you like/enjoy, While you are cranking it, you swap between each porn video. Trying your best to end on your favorite scene from one video.

"Hey man, thanks for teaching me how to use Final JerkPro"

by ts424 November 3, 2015

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

Final-Fucking-Lee

~●○☆When a person is expressing how they are so ■♢happy to accomplish something♢□ or when someone finally finishes something☆●○~

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Person#1~ hey ,are you finished yet?
Person#2~ No.
☆1 hour later☆
Person#1~ I want to go out, come on, are you finished yet?!?!!
Person#2 No.

○2 hours later●
Person#1~ Alright that's it we're-
Person#2~ I'm done.

Person#1~ FINAL-FUCKING-LEE
♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢♢

by ○Mythology● March 16, 2017

Final Fantasy VII

This game is kick ass. This game took normal RPGS and said fuck you, and singlehandedly did everything better, launching Sony from “eh it’s cool I guess” to “holy balls”. Cloud makes man and women pass out with a single glazed look, Barrett has a cool gun or smth, everyone thought tifa had some honkers, even though they were pointy af, yuffie was pretty cool, valentine did what cloud did but better, sepiroth did what Valentine did and did it better. It has a petty good story, and solid gameplay, and is also not just for nerds.

Guy 1: the buster sword from Final Fantasy VII is just an unrealistic sword
Guy 2: your lesbian mother saw that sword and instantly got impregnated stfu

by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022

final no u

counters "no u" and "infinity no u" using the definition of the world "final". Use this to add another comeback chance for yourself.

enemy: haha noob
you: no u
enemy: infinity no u
you: final no u
enemy: haha trash you can't even win me
you: (epic argument)

by roasting god July 4, 2022

nba finals 2019

The year when Toronto won the championship and everyone was stunned because they were seen as the underdogs. Toronto literally went crazy and had people on top of buses and there were thousands of people in the streets of dt and Jurassic park.

What a time to be alive
STAY KAWHI

WE THE NORTH 🇨🇦

Jake: did you catch game 6 of nba finals 2019
Miranda: ya I was in Jurassic park and it was hella lit and crazy
Jake: ya that’s because WE THE NORTH

by Uduegdiej June 14, 2019