A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!
by Nik Danger April 11, 2010
Get the gouch ferret mug.A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
by HyperOwl April 6, 2018
Get the Ferret mug.A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’
‘I have a ferret’
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
Get the Ferret mug.An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
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God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
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Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
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