The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Fernie

1. A hole that isn't actually a hole, not as big of a whole as Sparwood, and Elkford isnt big enough to be defined as a hole, more a dip.
2. Amazing in the winter due to drunk Aussies that come for skiing.

Fernie is a hole!
Fernie is a hole full of aussies in the winter!

by Iliveintheholefernie March 13, 2009

Fernando

Fernando is like a breezy spring day with white fluffy clouds in the sky. The grass is greenest (!!) and it feels great in-between your toes. The sun illuminates the plains and you are oh so happy. Everything is perfect. Except you have seasonal allergies and you begin to have a sneezing fit. Fern has fooled you again.

“God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”

by livranda October 5, 2020

Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

Ok, Fernando Torres

by LolArsenal April 20, 2014

ferner

A word for a camper on Halo, referring to someone who plays exclusively on blood gulch and has a tendancy to hide in the fern in the middle with a shotgun. When someone comes near, the ferner will pop out and kill the person, then pop back into the fern.

Amazingly this thwarts many people.

Man, Travis is such a ferner.

by Jehuty January 24, 2005

Valan Fernandes

It's a person who doesn't care about others, most of the time his depressed. Also, he is very smart but doest like to blab about it. He is somewhat good at sports. He is very popular at school but he doesn't know it yet.

Yo valan Fernandes, how u doing?

by Flynn the man October 18, 2020

Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011