Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

Crack Fiend

Crack Fiend originated during the Hawaiian industrial revolution. It was used to describe the workers who had become addicted to crack due to poor working environments. Therefore, crack fiend has been passed down through the generations of Hawaiians and has morphed into a new meaning. It now is used to describe annoying people, as well as people addicted to crack. And sometimes, it is used to describe people who wish they were addicted to crack.

You're a crack fiend!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

fiend

one who is really weird and/or goes crazy (is obsessed with) a certain thing/person

YOU SEX FIEND!!

mmm, my girl is such a cock-fiend... i love it!

by say what? February 17, 2003

Fein

Someone that takes the thing you're supposed to have

"Bro stop feining on the blunt it's my turn"

by Girlllll299 June 26, 2017

nipple fiend

Someone who has a fetish for nibbling nipples

prostitute #1: those nipple fiends argh i hate em

prostitute #2: yeh i had one of those last night yeh i hear yah there right pains in the arses i got no nips now look. (slut shows slut her tits)

man driving past: god i could do with a nibble tonight

by a can do magic me June 11, 2006

feinstein

An obnoxiously loud, nasally, attention monger who speaks too frequently for their brain to produce intelligent information fast enough to make the utterances worthwhile; simply to remind themselves that they are intelligent enough to conversate in the first place. they are correct and knowledgeable on any topic, especially finance and politics, regardless of whether or not they are actually correct and knowledgeable. they also are in denial as to their own self worth and social status, which is usually low due to their overall cocky disposition, irritating voice, and amount of time spent obsessing over monetary gain and career goals which results in the neglect of a spirtual side and eventual social ostracization. this dilemma is made up for by taking an out of date, unrealistic, pretentious religion very seriously.

feinstein: Yes, I calculated a total of 12.43 for your total share of gas money and you only paid me 12.25.
That Matisyahu sucks so bad, it makes me want to beat up a feinstein.
Stop talking during the movie you feinstein motherfucker.
Ow feinstein! Your nose just poked me in the eye!

by eggpress August 7, 2006

chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.

Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006