false flagging 

when sum punk ass white boy iz flagged up and he aint in no gang.

i shot this kid white boy who was false flaggin.

false flagging by lil phsyco April 11, 2005

false equivalence 

When used on Reddit or other social media, a claim of false equivalence is not, as one might expect, pointing to a fallacy of inconsistency. Instead, the term is indignant shorthand indicating that the respondent is offended that someone had the audacity to make a comparison that illustrated how ridiculous, unreasonable, and/or stupid the thing they said really was.

Comparing Hitler to Stalin is a false equivalence.

false equivalence by Fifth Finger of Fate March 23, 2018

false anger 

The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.

Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)

false anger by coleProtocol October 29, 2005

false sleeping tug 

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

false sleeping tug by Ray delacour January 5, 2008

False Alarm 

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

False Alarm by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false homicide 

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.

They had a false homicide on main street today.

false homicide by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

false tooth by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016