Evol

The opposite of love

Me: I'm going to chop up your body and make a stew with it and force your family to eat it
You: that's just evol

by S.Dawg October 15, 2017

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008

theistic evolution

One's way of denying only enough reality to accept evolution but maintain religious beliefs.

When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"

by I_RAPE_PIZZAS July 4, 2016

Evolute

1. noun: forced evolution.
2. verb: to force evoution.

Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.

*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.

by slydevilly August 6, 2012

Evolution RKO619

The random guy on the GameFaqs boards.Usally Friendly.Has a odd liking of Pie.

Evolution RKO619 says hi to Mathew1986,Emplaya,and Crossface

by Evolution RKO619,aka Billy December 22, 2004

Ecologish

The feeling that arises during a boring class when one’s mind drifts to other, more interesting scenarios; specifically those involving sexual actions with women/men one is familiar with, or has already developed attractions towards. However, one must appear to still remain engaged in class, and must be able to multitask (writing notes, answering questions, etc.) while the said sexual scenario is playing out in one’s head.

1) i get so ecologish during statistics, thinkin about jon

2)- why is david smiling?
- oh, he always ecologizes duing this class

by ecologizer October 8, 2010