slydevilly's definitions

Evolute

1. noun: forced evolution.
2. verb: to force evoution.

Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.

*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.

by slydevilly August 6, 2012

Skin Pocket

1. noun: A surgically-implanted, thin, fabric like material, solid to prevent leakage (important in a skin pocket), found between the epidermis and dermis, that forms an opening along the length of the leg or chest, usually used to store everyday items (cell phones, wallets, ipods, etc.) so one does not have to wear pants; extremely practical for the everday man and woman, but NOT for the someday man and woman. Formed only if one commits oneself to evolute.

Dude, I evoluted some skin pockets. cheek cheek boom.

by slydevilly August 6, 2012