eating chocolate

1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.

Dunker was eating chocoltae a lot after Lent ended, then got little bowed wowed.

by Kyle Warwick May 7, 2004

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eating groceries

The act of commiting fellatio to an asshole or multiple assholes

Hey Amanda, I can't wait to eat your groceries tonight eating groceries

by fortytwodegrees April 21, 2018

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Eating Shit

Like getting fucked over when you crash and it is very paintful

Example 1

Brenda-How did your skate boarding go?

Jim-Oh it was bad i ate shit

Example 2

Brenda-Jim looks like he's hurt

James-He's eating shit

by Alex Choni September 26, 2008

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FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES

FUCK YOU AND THIS DEFINITION

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES

by makos October 20, 2019

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A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.

Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"

by Tha6foota May 11, 2009

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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

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Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

S and B Sucking the skin off of someone's dick, balls deep and constantly bouncing on someone 24/7 with so much passion and always giving them props even if its not necessary.

Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.

Can you stop Dick Ridin/Dick Eating

by The Roast God! September 6, 2016

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