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epic fail

Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.
<after getting pwned in a video game>

Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail
by scolemann March 19, 2008
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epic gamer

this man gets all the puss because how epic he is while he plays games. Most epic gamers play play fortnite for pubg
I want John's dick so bad, he is such an epic gamer
by Epicgamer69 June 7, 2018
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epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation
In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>
by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008
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Epic Movie

A synonym for suckiness or shittiness (yes, the movie was that bad). Something that sucks or is retarded.
Dude, your last girlfriend was fine until she turned stalker, shit her pants in class, and went all Epic Movie.

Don't buy that car Duane, it has Epic Movie written all over it.

I'll never get into college. My SAT scores were Epic Movie.

Britney Spears had a career 'til she went all Epic Movie.
by Steve Holtonavich January 31, 2007
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Epic Movie

A TERRIBLE movie that would have been more aptly named: Epic Fail!
Joey: Did you see Epic Movie?
Nick: More like Epic FAIL!
by KiNG`Joey July 19, 2007
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Epic Shit

When someone does something outside their normal comfort zone. or steps outside their own inner battle to support others
When I hit mile 25 in the marathon and saw Claire holding her EPIC SHIT sign - I couldn't decide which of us was doing the epic shit.
by MoxyUp June 13, 2012
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Epic Beard Man

A man. A veteran. A legacy.

In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
Senior Balls - "did you see epic beard man that one night?"

EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"

Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"

FALCON PAUNCH.
by Danago February 19, 2010
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