Dumpster Baby

A child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-sex.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.

Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.

by Celia Brooke March 30, 2008

dumpsterbate

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

dumpster

someone that asks out your ex right after you break up with them

What a dumpster

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

dumpster pirates

any gang of anarchist hobos who have banded together for the chief purpose of covertly breaking into dumpsters and living off of society's waste. often travelling on some sort of retooled vehicle run on recycled oil.

check out the dumpster pirates on their veggie bus! what an eyesore! I really hope they leave town soon.

by Eugene Romi September 20, 2006

Dumpster Whale

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.

dude you totally hooked up with a dumpster whale last night

by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

dumps like a truck

A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk

That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!

by fizzle March 24, 2004