sexual duct tape

an item that is used for sex that is universal to many applications

lotion is like sexual duct tape

by siviksi February 10, 2012

Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

by Zen Master April 24, 2005

ducktail

An asian girl with really long pubic hair. Their hair is usually straight so when untrimmed, it looks like a duck's tail.

You don't want none of that girl, she is a ducktail fo sho

by Jimmy Ko May 9, 2006

ducati

Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!

My 912ie Duacti broke a crankshaft.

by MilleJohn February 21, 2005

duct

to apply duct tape to

From Megas XLR

When in doubt, duct it.

by Mark August 22, 2004

Decatur

A sleepy little town half way between Ironton OH and Oak Hill OH. More churches than people, and one gas station.

You know where Decatur is?

Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

by decaturan January 9, 2009

ducati

sure it preforms well, but why - you can buy a japanese bike which outpreforms it in everyway for about 1/2 to 1/3 the price

-yeah my 999 is fast cost 30000 dollars though
-too bad my zx10r will smoke it out corner underweigh it and cost 11 grand oh did i mention it will last longer and repairs and parts are cheaper not to mention there are serious aftermarket parts like turbos

by datsunface October 5, 2004