morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.

"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

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drude

Slayer of chuck norris

Chris: Hey wanna go to disney universe
Josh: We can't
Chris: why
Josh: Because i blew it up in my epic battle with chuck norris
Chris: wtf is that y your last name is drude

by TheDrude January 6, 2008

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douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags

all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag

by person who is smarter than you March 27, 2011

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Tre Deuce

A crip gang started around 1993 in kansas city kansas. They come from the argentine district and are made up of several different races. Known for violence against almost anybody even other crip gangs they are extremely anti-social and tend to keep to only those they have known for a very long time. One of the most hated gangs in KCK.

Tre Deuce is not allowed at the party.

by Gang Knowledge September 8, 2007

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