Douche Bag

A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.

"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"

by acheeseface January 07, 2009

Douche Bag

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline

George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag

by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 06, 2009

Douche-Bag

The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.

I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.

by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017

Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 08, 2015

Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 06, 2010

Douche Bag

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.

by toypit April 18, 2022

Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags

Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"

by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019