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The Dooche

A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.
"DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE!!" -Everyone in the room, usually when The Dooche is drinking a keg.
by Shondocker November 12, 2004
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doomsday

A queer, small man who runs around proclaiming victory only to be found with his trousers around his ankles and a trial of blood spewing forth from his prostate.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.
"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"
by Chris January 3, 2005
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doogsi

the act of popping a blood vessel, while in the act of masturbation.

"dude, do you have pink eye?"
"na, the lady wasn't givin' up so I had to finish the job myself..."
"damn it's been a while since I Doogsi'd
doogsipophurt
by WobbleDoo December 12, 2010
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doocumber

A turd (or shit) the size and shape of a cucumber.
I ate lots of stirfry and shat the biggest doocumber ever.
by mardanlin October 29, 2010
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doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.
Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)
by Optical_Epilepsy July 4, 2011
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Doobs

The breasts of an overweight Male individual that resembles those of a female.... A.K.A "Dude boobs".
1. "Damn, look at his Doobs"

2. "That awkward moment when your Doobs are larger than your girlfriend.
by Beasley March 23, 2019
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