Skip to main content

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
by sexaddict July 21, 2006
mugGet the sleeping sperm donkey mug.

Donkey's years

Several decades.
World war Two was donkey's years ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Donkey's years mug.

10 donkeys punching

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."
by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008
mugGet the 10 donkeys punching mug.

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.
"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"
by Merchant August 31, 2005
mugGet the donkey porker mug.

donkey leg

An extremely large joint or blunt.
Damn Baby! You just rolled a donkey leg!
by Captian D. November 17, 2005
mugGet the donkey leg mug.

donkey fondler

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.
by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006
mugGet the donkey fondler mug.

Booze Donkey

1. (n) A variation of booze hound. An individual who is consistently imparied by copious and persistant alcohol consumption, to the point that their judgement degrades to the sophistication of a jackass.

2. (n) A semi-functioning individual who's alcohol consuption has relegated him to the trash heap of society. Quite often found cooking low-quality meals in neighbourhood pubs.
"Mike, why the fuck did my Eggs Benny take 45 minutes to get to my table?"

"The kitchen got hit bad - total whiteout, man! They shit the bed on an easy order at the beginning and it was all downhill from there. What do you expect, with unemployment so low, it's no wonder we can't hire anyone other than fucking booze donkeys!"
by Bob Fugger August 26, 2008
mugGet the Booze Donkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email